If You Would be My Friendfriends[1]

By Chase  Age 9

If you’d be my friend

I’d marry a hen

Go back in time

Teach cave men to triple flip double dip

Go into a pool

Look really cool

Kill a chicken

I’d follow you to the end

If you’d be my friend!

 

If If You Would be My Friend

By Harrison

If you’d be my friend

I’d be kissed by a heart

Make a million farts

sit on a car

Walk so far

Be a tile

Run a mile

Design a lobby

Be so sobby

Kick a thorn

Have nothing on

If you’d be my friend!

 

If If You Would be My Friend

By Jake  Age 9

If you’d be my friend

I’d live with a snake

Eat a rake

Rip out my plate

Without any hate

Go to space

Won’t hesitate

Skip to the moon

Or blow up a balloon

If you’d be my friend!

 

If If You Would be My Friend

By Ian  Age 8

If you’d be my friend

I’d live underground

Sleep in a room full of spiders

Wear the same suit every Halloween

Read the same book all the time

No TV for 2 years

Get into a food fight

Put sand in my eyes

Smell the bin for hours

Lift up the earth

Bury myself in snow

If you’d be my friend!

 

If If You Would be My Friend

By Maycee  Age 8

If you’d be my friend

I’d buy a hen

Go to space

Bully my face

Ride your path

Never laugh

Rock the road

Eat a toad

Always right

End the night

Never draw

Be poor

The lines won’t end

If you’d be my friend!